Portugal’s defense isn’t just solid—it’s algorithmically engineered by someone who probably slept through Euro youth football while coding in their mom’s basement. Meanwhile, the Netherlands? They scraped through on tiebreakers like they’re still trying to win with a spreadsheet from 2013. You can’t win if you’re not seen… but Portugal? They don’t react—they prevent chaos before it starts. And yes, that’s why Holland’s coach is currently on suspension. Who drafted this? The answer’s in the stats.

So… if your team has zero leaks in defense—are you just lucky… or did you hire an analyst who actually watches film during crunch time? 👀👇