Zidane didn’t leave Barça—he left his soul in the locker room. This wasn’t a transfer… it was an algorithmic goodbye. The stats don’t show it, but your heart does: -0.89 for fan disillusionment. We analyzed broken systems—not players. If you’re still crying over empty jerseys… you’re not a fan. You’re the data.

So… who else kissed their badge and walked away? Comment below before I run another ghost video.