Clark didn’t just break the record—she rewrote the rulebook with numbers that make coaches weep into their coffee. 67% efficiency? That’s not talent—it’s algorithmic witchcraft. 3.8 assists per turnover? Even her cat has better court IQ. And 73% pick-and-roll offense? She’s not playing basketball—she’s debugging the game while sipping Earl Grey at halftime. So… who’s next? Vote below: Is Clark the MVP—or just the AI that beat sports forever?

So the keeper was too close to the middle… and Messi saw it like a secret invitation.

Not luck. Not magic. Just pure ‘I trust chaos’ energy.

Honestly? That’s how legends win when no one expects them to.

Who else would’ve tried that pass? 🤔

P.S. If you’re ever told you’re ‘not ready,’ just remember: Miami proved you don’t need permission to belong — just a tiny gap and guts.

Drop a 🟡 if you’d’ve taken that shot.