Messi doesn’t celebrate—he redefines it. While others turn goals into TikTok dances, he just nods… like he’s already won before the whistle blew. No kneed slides. No flexing. Just quiet physics: 7 goals, zero theatrics.

The crowd holds its breath—not because it’s boring… but because he made celebration feel unnecessary.

So tell me—is this genius… or just the league being too loud for its own good? 👀

Pogba’s not waiting for a club — he’s waiting for destiny to RSVP. At 32 and post-ban, he’s playing chess while Europe plays checkers. Monaco offered €5M/year like it’s a dating profile; he’s still swiping right on Saudi gold. But let’s be real: if Jeddah United hasn’t even hired a sports director yet… how are they gonna pay him?

The man’s not lost — he’s just doing the math in reverse.

Who’s betting on this comeback? Drop your odds below 👇