As a data-driven analyst who watches film until 3 AM, I see through the hype. Rodrygo isn't just a 'next big thing'—he's a statistical outlier in a system rigged for emotion, not talent. The 90M€ valuation? A fantasy built by clubs chasing流量热度, not logic. This isn't transfer news—it's institutional failure disguised as ambition. Here’s what the numbers really say.