What happens when a Nordic nation with $1.4 trillion in oil money decides to dominate basketball? As a data-obsessed analyst who once tracked Steph Curry’s sleep patterns, I’ve crunched the numbers on Norway’s audacious plan: from geothermal “Zero Degree Arenas” to genetically engineered “Fjord Lungs.” Spoiler: Their secret weapon isn’t just petroleum—it’s -20°C tendon elasticity. Strap in for the most frigid Cinderella story in sports history.