SportlyTalk

As a sports analyst who usually deals with RAPTOR metrics and Python scripts, I decided to apply cold, hard logic to one of football's most subjective debates: Is Lionel Messi actually handsome? From his 2015 side-parted peak to the controversial 'ugly' brush cut during the 2022 World Cup, we'll analyze fan perceptions, ranking anomalies (remember when he made that global handsome list?), and why attractiveness in sports might be the most irrational metric of all. Spoiler: The numbers tell a surprising story.