As a Chicago-based sports analyst obsessed with cold hard stats, I crunched the numbers on football's two modern dynasties: Spain's 2008-2012 triple and Argentina's 2021-2024 streak. Forget continental bias - we're comparing how they fared against opposite-hemisphere teams. Spoiler: Messi's crew might surprise you with their European demolition record. Grab your calculators, this one's gonna get nerdy.