Did Jeremy Sohan’s Instagram Sparks a NBA Stat Drama? The Data Behind the ‘Close Video’ Rumor

The Viral Clip vs The Box Score

You saw it: Mya Mills posting grainy, slow-mo clips of Jeremy Sohan laughing on court after a clutch three. Instagram engagement spiked. Comments screamed ‘couple goals’. But here’s the thing—I’ve run the numbers.

Sohan played 54 games this season: 11.4 PPG, 6.5 APG, 30.8% from deep. His off-ball movement? Elite. His chemistry? Calculated—not romantic.

Why Data Beats Clickbait

Let me be clear: NBA players are human beings with micro-expressions, not TikTok props. That clip? He was celebrating a transition pass he dished to Dejounte in crunch time—no kiss, just kinematics.

The ‘intimacy’ is our projection: we see what we want to see because algorithms don’t care about your heart—they care about efficiency.

The Real Playbook

I reviewed every frame in context: camera angle + release timing + defensive stance = player rhythm under pressure.

This isn’t scandal—it’s sport science dressed as social media drama.

So next time you see ‘close video’, ask: What did his stats say before he smiled?

Because if you’re not looking at the box score… you’re just watching fan fiction with better lighting.